AISubs v3.7
- Happy - Yaho
- I'm Oshirin - I'm Arao
- I'm Yuki - We're Oshirin and Yuki!
- Today... - Yes!
- We're doing an episode talk in English! - Whoa!
- Whoa!
- What is that? - Yes!
- Of course we love Japan... - Yes!
- But the outside world is still very wide... - Yes!
- So we'd like to do an episode talk in English... - Yes!
- So we'd like to do an episode talk in English... - That's right!
Yes!
- But I'm not very good at English... - Yes
- Can you speak it? - I'm sorry...
- But based on my experience... - Yes
- The people outside of Japan are really nice and try to make things work for you - Yes
- So I think it'll work out somehow - Will it?
- So we'd like to do it in the English we know in elementary and middle school! - Yes!
I don't speak...
- I... I don't... speak... - "I don't speak..."
- I don't speak... - "I don't speak..."
- Uh... episode? - Uh-huh...
- To Yuki! - Okay, okay, okay!
Uh-huh...
- So... I like... - Uh-huh...
- Fukuro ramen - Fukuri ramen?!
- Yes, yes, yes - I like... love... love...
- Love? - Love! Fukuro ramen!
- I know... you know? You know? - I'm sorry...
- Oh! Mm! Mm! - I know more...
- You... love, love, love - Love, love, love...
- And... and... and... - Love, love, love...
- And... actually... - "Actually"?
- Actually... - "Actually"...
- I... eat... Fukuro ramen...
- At...
- Um...
- Three... three times...
- O'clock...
- Eating...
- Oh my god! - Yes!
- Sorry!
- Sorry! Sorry! - OK! OK!
- Diet plan? - Diet? - Diet plan?
- Oh! - Ying! Ying!
- Now Ying! - New word! Ying!
- Oh! OK! OK! - Now Ying! Ying!
- YouTube! You know YouTube Ying! - YouTube Ying?
- YouTube Ying! - You know?
- Eating... - Sorry!
- OK! OK!
- Oh! Tsujito? - Yes!
- Oh! Tsujito! - Yeah!
- Can you translate for me?
- Um... I'm fat so I eat ramen for dinner. - You didn't say it!
- You didn't say you are fat! - OK!
- OK! OK! OK! - OK?
- You are fat! - No! No! No!
- This is fat! - Translate for me! - I am fat!
- No! - Fat! - No and fat! - No and fat!
- I'm looking active! - What?
- Pardon?
- What? - Can you translate for me? - Can you translate for me?
- I'm on a diet plan and...
- I said sorry and confessed my love.
- She got mad!
- Yuki-chan got mad at you. - It's embarrassing.
- If you say it now, will she forgive you?
- I won't play it so let's talk about something else.
- Is that not allowed?
- Um... This... - This?
- Stories? - Yes.
- Minimum Yuki.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Younger! Younger! - Younger! - Younger!
- Yes, yes, yes. - Minimum Yuki.
- This... green energy. - Green energy?
- And head and body energy. Okay? I can't eat. Okay?
- Green and head and body energy. Okay? - Green and head and body...
- Okay, okay, okay. Okay. - Oh!
- Young Yuki... can't eat... - Eat...
- Eat... can't eat... - Many food. She can't eat many food.
- Oh! Okay, okay, okay. - Okay?
- She... she can't eat... nabe.
- Eh?! - Because... nabe... in... green...
- Green... and kawaii... kawaii square... - Kawaii square...
- And meat... and fish... and all... and head and body...
- She... can't eat... head and body... - Eh?! What do you mean?! Wait...
- What's "head and body"? Eh? What do you mean? - Kawaii...
- Head and body... - Head and body... - Ga... - Many, many in...
- Oh! Oh! - She can't eat... de... she...
- She do... she do... head and body... in my pocket!
- Ahaha!
- Janjan... - Okay?
- Eh? - You know... you know this story...
- It's about when I was little... - Yes, minimum snow.
- Minimum snow... - When I was little...
- I didn't like hot pot. - Yes.
- Because... - Yes. - Fish... - Yeah.
- And meat... - Yeah.
- What did you say? - Green. - What is "green"?
- Green. - Green? - Yeah.
- Vegetables... vegetables? - Yeah.
- You say "vegetables green"? - Yes.
- Oh! Oh, that's new! - Yes.
- Oh! - Green. - Green!
- Vegetables... vegetables? - Vegetables! - Oh!
- Porn... - Head and body... - Head and body...
- I don't know about "head and body" but... - Head and body...
- What is that?
- You didn't like it... - Yes.
- And you put that kind of "head and body" in your pocket? - Yes.
- Eh?! What is "head and body"?
- What "head and body" in my pocket? Go to school.
- Eh?! That's gross! - Yes.
- I don't know what it is but you put something in your pocket. - Yes.
- "Head and body" on the desk...
- Friend! - Friend!
- "Head and body"!
- It's a hot topic in school! - Yes, yes, yes.
- Eh?! "Head and body"...
- Wait, I really don't know about "head and body".
- "Head and body"... - Oh!
- Super Mario...
- Eh?! Wait!
- Mushroom...
- Mushroom! - Mushroom!
- You put a mushroom in your pocket! - I put a mushroom in my pocket!
- You went to school... - Yeah!
- And you put it on the desk! - Yes!
- How is it?! - "Head and body"!
- What are you doing?!
- Eh?! That's crazy!
- You are crazy! Minimum Yuki is crazy!
- Yes!
- She is crazy!
- Oh! - OK?!
- Oh! - OK, OK, OK!
But back in the day, there were too many things you liked and didn't like.
There were all kinds of things you liked and didn't like.
All kinds of things you liked and didn't like.
And vegetables, fish, meat, mushrooms...
Mushrooms are shiitake mushrooms, but there's also shiitake mushrooms in them.
And my parents prepared too many of them.
"There's a lot!" And before they put it in the pot, they look at the plate and say, "Oh, there's a lot of shiitake mushrooms today."
- "Let's reduce it before it goes in the pot." - Oh, that's what you mean.
- Oh, gross! - Gross!
- "No, no, no?" - "No, no, no?"
Shiitake... in... ziploc.
"Ziploc?" Oh, I thought you meant to put it straight in.
So what were you thinking of doing with the ziploc in the first place?
- Huh? - Why? - You were touching it a lot.
- Shhh! - Oh...
- What's wrong with you? - When you flip it over, it feels really good.
- I didn't know. - Oh, you touched it with a friend.
Huh?
- I didn't touch it with a friend. - Oh, you didn't?
- Oh, no! - That's kind of weird.
- What did you say about your parents? - Don't drop it!
What do you call mushrooms?
Mushrooms? Mushrooms?
Huh? Huh?
It's shiitake mushrooms.
Do you call them mushrooms if you combine all of them?
Huh?
I don't know what that and what is.
For now.
By the way, do you always say "shiitake" in English?
I'm glad you said that.
I didn't know it was such an interesting thing.